Saturday, May 2, 2009

secret needs

Oh Pizookie how I miss you. Our time apart has been rough. But 7 weeks from now you will once again make me deliriously happy. Until then, the dream of you is all that I have.

YEAH!

CONGRATULATIONS JESSICA
I'm so excited for you!

Home Again?


OH BOY!
Andy I have questioned our relationship since this weekend. I never knew you didn't like ANYTHING sweet. Except Whip Cream "with a tiny bit of sugar!" Who are you?








So I went home over Easter weekend to play with my family and friends, and it was rainy and snowy the whole time, minus Easter morning. It figures! Jordy Folded the Sunday dinner napkins into Bunnies. She is hilarious. Topher spent his time and has spent his time this winter snowboarding.....what would give that away. And I played games with mom. What? Erin played games? Yes, its true. It was a wierd trip altogether! But the Easter Bunny put money in some of the eggs this year. SCORE. You should have seen Topher and Maddies faces when I found All of the eggs with the money. Its helps that I hid them though!

Addiction


Love. Love. Love. Shoes. And what girl wouldn't. They always fit and never make you feel fat.
It was a warmish day in March and I was running errands at the mall. Returning things believe it or not. So proud of myself for not buying anything. I looked down at my watch, had lost track of time and just like Cinderella I was late. But then I looked down over the banister to the lower level and there they were, red stripped shoes just like the ones i had never dreamed of but knew that I would from now on. I had to go, I was really late. But as I ran for the parking lot a little voice whispered "just go look." Running back into the mall I picked up the red stripped slipper and turned it over to see $79.90. No deal. As I turned to walk away with great disappointment I heard the sales girl say "were you just looking at this shoe? Its the last one and its on sale for $19.99, the problem is that its a size 6, and nobody is a size 6". "I'm a size 6" I shouted with joy as I grabbed it from her hand and slipped it on. I knew we were meant to be.
(This isn't even all of them)

Da Da Da Da...Da, I'm Lovin It!

Crazy Weeks. Jordyn. Work. Then Family. Just a few Highlights. Amazing Tongues. Hilarious Glasses. Billy Joel and Elton John. Catching rays and returing to our natural colors. And one GINORMOUS BALL.

Bless Jordyns Heart

Kite flying. It was hilarious. She was laughing so hard she couldn't breath. The best is when she runs with her kite in circles around you laughing....yup lots of tangled kites.


For a year now we tried to get her to wear wings. But anybody who knows Addie, knows that Addie does things on her own time line. And when her mom is not hear to feel bad that I'm making her scream. But look....now she loves them and swims all over the pool by herself. With goggles of course. Like mother, like daughter.
Align CenterPool Princess. Need we say more?
80 degrees. Hot Pink Fleece Footie Pajamas. A Princess Bike. What More Does A Girl Need?
So Jordyn came for her spring break, thinking that she would get a little tan, but instead she got a new best friend named Addie. A.K.A. Monster. As cute as she may appear, she is very deceiving. It took about 10 snaps to get her to look at the camera and smile. Jordyn...You can have her.
Normally she has her hand out yelling "No, Don't look at me, you can't look at me." With A Scowel, followed by a growel.


Things I love about home......Sunday dinner (yummy), naps by the fire place, sharing a room with someone even though there are 6 other empty beds and rooms in the house, Hurley (although sometimes really annoying), the smell of breakfast in the morning...oh wait, wrong house but most of all what I love is the pure embarrassment and humiliation that my family gives to one another covered up with smiles, love and in this instance balloons and a big banner saying "Welcome Home Sister Hill"..............Over my dead body! Imagine me getting off the airplane, walking to the top of the escalator to go to baggage claim, looking down and seeing this. My first thought was...run to the bathroom and wait till the crowd clears. Lucky for me its IF and that only takes about 2 mins tops... but then they saw me. I had no choice I had to claim them as mine in that very instance. But lets be honest how can you resist taking claim to such a good looking family?



Meet Meg. She is amazing to sum it up. She loves to play hide and seek but you have to be careful because sometimes she hides in your shower and lets be honest, nobody likes being surprised when they are naked. She also likes hiding in beds. YIKES. Meg is from Logan, Utah but our family has adopted her as one of our very own so she now resides in Idaho falls in Jordyns room. I know what you guys are thinking; how did she get so tall and her bosoms, where did they come from? Well for one she is standing on her tippy toes because she is a ballarina and secondly she had a boob job! Welcome to the family Meg.



Once again.....family is wonderful. This is moments before my face was shoved into my most favorite birthday cake in the whole wide world........strawberry short cake...except mine is kinda tall. 27 years and still single........I'm holding out for my prince charming, if anyone finds him let me know! When it snows all day everyday in the subzero city of Idaho Falls, you must get creative. Some of you benefited from my VaLeNtInEs creativity and some of you benefited from me in other ways! Haha I'm totally kidding; or am I? Sorry about the mess mom (it was right after the house cleaner left).

Friday, May 1, 2009








New Blow Drying Methods. Who Would Have Thought?
She Is Amazing. She Loved It.

Let me paint the picture. We're in Candace's room getting ready to go out for the night. Talking about what we are going to do. Candace is in the bathroom doing her hair, i'm sitting on her couch and Amy is sitting on the bed. Amy is so softly and lovingly stroking her hair and walllaaaa......creepy.

BFB


















R.I.P

Brown Fur Bag sadly died this last winter and was laid to rest in a big black garbage bag during spring cleaning. Cause of death was overuse because of the love its owner had for it. It provided Erin with many amazing moments, laughs, conversation starters and stories to tell! Not only did Brown Fur provide the much needed space that a single 27 yr old girl needs, it kept her warm on all those lonely nights for the past 4 years. On more than one occasion it was also known to protect Erins dad and his car from burglary. Brown bag is survived by not only Erin its owner but many adoring and envious fans. You will be missed.




Jordyn you are my IDOL!




Saturday, January 31, 2009

Friends. Love Em or Leave Em. I'll Love Em.



Does life get any better than Cosmic Bowling? I don't think so, but maybe we should ask the people with better things to do............
Inquiring minds are always asking who this boy is. I know there are many a picture of us together sometimes looking cozier then should be, on some other very unnecessary web pages of myself. This is Christopher A.K.A. "Greekster" Know Him. Love Him. And Bless His Heart.

















IT Doesn't Matter If You're Dark Or Light. Cause Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut, And Sometimes You Don't.



Oh Boy....All The Single Ladies.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Christmas 2008

All I wanted for Christmas and did I get it? NO!!! I keep telling my dad he would have LoTs better chances of giving me away if he was doing it with a BIG, SHINY, SPARKLY, DIMOND RING. He just doesn't get it....You gotta give them sorta incentive!
Oh Dad, it was an infomercial! It doesn't really work. But Dare to Dream Big Guy!

Ok so apparently Tan and I were the only ones ready for the picture. Its ok, we're the pretty ones anyway.Christmas EVE- Addie is pretty much a natural at the picture thing. Although 99% of the pictures are of her own eye since she faces the lens at herself most the time (interesting, Sounds just like someone else i know. But hey, i can't help if the camera loves me :-P)


So last year we were pretty much amazing and went hot tubing and then Jordyn had a BrIlLIaNt idea to go snowmobiling in our swim suits. So we did it again. I think the snow level was about the same (which was deep), the temp still below O and us girls just as stupid as last year! Check, we had everything we need to make it a great time. But this time it was DARK outside and on Christmas EVE and friends were coming over for the festivities in 30 mins. Um I wasn't happy at then end of my ride, I was frozen city! And I'm pretty sure more than 1 four letter word came out of my mounth...........
SNOW FORTS!


So every night we pretty much made a different fun treat. Thats right folks, the Hills all have a common goal.......EAT. We're chubby Chasers what can we say. So this is Lauren mixing the fondant for DippinG ChocholateS. And us frosting cookies......mmmmmmm.
This was Lauren and I attempting to get the CHICKEN for soup out of the boiling water but it was falling apart. Well apparently when I so kindly volunteered to boil the chicken I was a little too busy making it walk on the counter and chase people around, that I forgot that I was SUPPOSE to know that you're SUPPOSE to take its GUTS out.....PPAAAHHHHLEEEAAASSSE mom, like I boil GIANT chickens all the time?
Mamma Donna=Amazing, This GORGEOUS lady is where our Olive skin comes from. She is pretty much a total Babe. A shrinking Babe but none the less a Babe! Just ask my Grandpa :)
Think How lucky she would be if she was a boy..............

Our family and Chad and Michelles Family.....Temple Square Lights. Always Fun.
Yes, I know, its hard to look right at the picture because Tophers NEON jacket is a little distracting. But do your best, we're working on him. When he was dropped from the space ship they forgot to tell him that Aliens are suppose to try and blend in.
Sisters, love em.

Party Number ONE....You can only Imagine. She was already in heaven. And high on CANDY!

GigerBread house Contest! Um we made a DOUBLEWIDE. It was pretty Funny. So this was the FiRsT of ThReE Christmas Parties that Addie attended with me this weekend. The Girl was out of control by the end of the weekend. She was throwing her head back and Shimming her little chest while yelling "Ya, Christmas PAAARRRTTYYYY." I kid you not. It was hilarious.Christmas tree shopping, $10 to the first person who can guess how excited dad was for this!!!!