For instance, A conversation had with a gUy earlier today. We had been talking about dating.... (and he's 29 years old)
Erin: So what are you looking for when dating?
Guy: You mean in a girl?
Erin: Sure
Guy: Somebody i'm crazy about, and they feel the same way about me. Would be a good wife and that i could see as the mother of my children.
(I know he sounds cute and like the perfect guy right now but just wait)
Erin: So is the girl you went out with this weekend (and kissed) the same girl you told me about last week that will probably be your girlfriend by May?
Guy: ya its the same one
Erin: And how did it go?
Guy: No long term potential
Erin: Why not?
Guy: 4 earrings, 1 tongue ring, 1 belly ring and a really wild side, i just don't see her as the mother of my childen.
Erin: And this is the girl you ditched me for? Cause if thats your type then we would never have worked out anyway.
Guy:NO! She's not my type and you and i are still going out.
Erin: So explain to me why you say that you are looking for the mother of your children and then you pick the exact opposite to date?
Guy: Good question
Erin: Ya so.....help clear up every girls frustration with guys. And why waste your time if she's not your type?
Guy: Cause she's hot.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH its like talking to a BrIcK WaLl
4 comments:
Guys Suck.
Tipical
so, I sat here for a while trying to figure out why my comment looked so stupid. But then, I just logged off. And then tonight while washing bottles (a nightly chore) I realized why it looked so stupid. I spelled the dang word totally wrong. I am such a bad speller!
TYPICAL!!!
Erin!
Fun to see your blog! That is cool that you are a labor and delivery nurse! Ya, wish you could have been with us to lunch the other day when everyone was here!
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