Welcome to "GUYS SUCK 101"

This is showing how i feel about GUYS right now! I just don't even know what to do anymore.....could God have made them anymore GAY? And yes I know that i will probably be struck by lightening for saying this, but the answer is NO, because he is a man. And as far as i'm concerned, just hit me with the lightening and put me out of my misery! Cause if there is one thing i've learned being a nurse its that, YOU CAN'T CURE STUPID and thats what guys are!

For instance, A conversation had with a gUy earlier today. We had been talking about dating.... (and he's 29 years old)

Erin: So what are you looking for when dating?

Guy: You mean in a girl?

Erin: Sure

Guy: Somebody i'm crazy about, and they feel the same way about me. Would be a good wife and that i could see as the mother of my children.

(I know he sounds cute and like the perfect guy right now but just wait)

Erin: So is the girl you went out with this weekend (and kissed) the same girl you told me about last week that will probably be your girlfriend by May?

Guy: ya its the same one

Erin: And how did it go?

Guy: No long term potential

Erin: Why not?

Guy: 4 earrings, 1 tongue ring, 1 belly ring and a really wild side, i just don't see her as the mother of my childen.

Erin: And this is the girl you ditched me for? Cause if thats your type then we would never have worked out anyway.

Guy:NO! She's not my type and you and i are still going out.

Erin: So explain to me why you say that you are looking for the mother of your children and then you pick the exact opposite to date?

Guy: Good question

Erin: Ya so.....help clear up every girls frustration with guys. And why waste your time if she's not your type?

Guy: Cause she's hot.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH its like talking to a BrIcK WaLl