THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HHHHMMMMM?

1.Why law states you must be 50 feet from a building to smoke yet all ash trays are right next to the door.
2.Why the first 5 rows of parking at Walmart are handicapped....isn't the point that its suppose to be close? And lets be honest not that many handicapped are there at once!
3.Why some girls don't shave.......enough said!
4.Why people on ACHCCS (AKA government assistance) come in with acrylic nails, cells phones and drive nicer cars then me! (I've decided I'm quiting my job applying for ACHCCS and just want to say thanks to all of you for paying for my future children)
5.Why the counter assistant at Quickstop drives a BMW and i drive a Jetta?
6.Why ugly, trashy girls can get a husband and i can't
7.How on earth a baby comes out of the hole it does..... If you've ever seen a delivery, you know what i'm talking about.
8. Why 30 yr old guys would rather hangout with boys than girls, HHHHMMMMM! Can anyone say _ _ _!
9. Where on earth girlfriends come from
10. Brittnay Spears!