Bless Jordyns Heart

Kite flying. It was hilarious. She was laughing so hard she couldn't breath. The best is when she runs with her kite in circles around you laughing....yup lots of tangled kites.

For a year now we tried to get her to wear wings. But anybody who knows Addie, knows that Addie does things on her own time line. And when her mom is not hear to feel bad that I'm making her scream. But look....now she loves them and swims all over the pool by herself. With goggles of course. Like mother, like daughter.

Pool Princess. Need we say more?

80 degrees. Hot Pink Fleece Footie Pajamas. A Princess Bike. What More Does A Girl Need?

So Jordyn came for her spring break, thinking that she would get a little tan, but instead she got a new best friend named Addie. A.K.A. Monster. As cute as she may appear, she is very deceiving. It took about 10 snaps to get her to look at the camera and smile. Jordyn...You can have her.

Normally she has her hand out yelling "No, Don't look at me, you can't look at me." With A Scowel, followed by a growel.

Things I love about home......Sunday dinner (yummy), naps by the fire place, sharing a room with someone even though there are 6 other empty beds and rooms in the house, Hurley (although sometimes really annoying), the smell of breakfast in the morning...oh wait, wrong house but most of all what I love is the pure embarrassment and humiliation that my family gives to one another covered up with smiles, love and in this instance balloons and a big banner saying "Welcome Home Sister Hill"..............Over my dead body! Imagine me getting off the airplane, walking to the top of the escalator to go to baggage claim, looking down and seeing this. My first thought was...run to the bathroom and wait till the crowd clears. Lucky for me its IF and that only takes about 2 mins tops... but then they saw me. I had no choice I had to claim them as mine in that very instance. But lets be honest how can you resist taking claim to such a good looking family?



Meet Meg. She is amazing to sum it up. She loves to play hide and seek but you have to be careful because sometimes she hides in your shower and lets be honest, nobody likes being surprised when they are naked. She also likes hiding in beds. YIKES. Meg is from Logan, Utah but our family has adopted her as one of our very own so she now resides in Idaho falls in Jordyns room. I know what you guys are thinking; how did she get so tall and her bosoms, where did they come from? Well for one she is standing on her tippy toes because she is a ballarina and secondly she had a boob job! Welcome to the family Meg.



Once again.....family is wonderful. This is moments before my face was shoved into my most favorite birthday cake in the whole wide world........strawberry short cake...except mine is kinda tall. 27 years and still single........I'm holding out for my prince charming, if anyone finds him let me know! When it snows all day everyday in the subzero city of Idaho Falls, you must get creative. Some of you benefited from my VaLeNtInEs creativity and some of you benefited from me in other ways! Haha I'm totally kidding; or am I? Sorry about the mess mom (it was right after the house cleaner left).

New Blow Drying Methods. Who Would Have Thought?
She Is Amazing. She Loved It.

Let me paint the picture. We're in Candace's room getting ready to go out for the night. Talking about what we are going to do. Candace is in the bathroom doing her hair, i'm sitting on her couch and Amy is sitting on the bed. Amy is so softly and lovingly stroking her hair and walllaaaa......creepy.

BFB

R.I.P
Brown Fur Bag sadly died this last winter and was laid to rest in a big black garbage bag during spring cleaning. Cause of death was overuse because of the love its owner had for it. It provided Erin with many amazing moments, laughs, conversation starters and stories to tell! Not only did Brown Fur provide the much needed space that a single 27 yr old girl needs, it kept her warm on all those lonely nights for the past 4 years. On more than one occasion it was also known to protect Erins dad and his car from burglary. Brown bag is survived by not only Erin its owner but many adoring and envious fans. You will be missed.

Jordyn you are my IDOL!

Friends. Love Em or Leave Em. I'll Love Em.

Does life get any better than Cosmic Bowling? I don't think so, but maybe we should ask the people with better things to do............
Inquiring minds are always asking who this boy is. I know there are many a picture of us together sometimes looking cozier then should be, on some other very unnecessary web pages of myself. This is Christopher A.K.A. "Greekster" Know Him. Love Him. And Bless His Heart.

IT Doesn't Matter If You're Dark Or Light. Cause Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut, And Sometimes You Don't.

Oh Boy....All The Single Ladies.

Christmas 2008

All I wanted for Christmas and did I get it? NO!!! I keep telling my dad he would have LoTs better chances of giving me away if he was doing it with a BIG, SHINY, SPARKLY, DIMOND RING. He just doesn't get it....You gotta give them sorta incentive!
Oh Dad, it was an infomercial! It doesn't really work. But Dare to Dream Big Guy!

Ok so apparently Tan and I were the only ones ready for the picture. Its ok, we're the pretty ones anyway.Christmas EVE- Addie is pretty much a natural at the picture thing. Although 99% of the pictures are of her own eye since she faces the lens at herself most the time (interesting, Sounds just like someone else i know. But hey, i can't help if the camera loves me :-P)


So last year we were pretty much amazing and went hot tubing and then Jordyn had a BrIlLIaNt idea to go snowmobiling in our swim suits. So we did it again. I think the snow level was about the same (which was deep), the temp still below O and us girls just as stupid as last year! Check, we had everything we need to make it a great time. But this time it was DARK outside and on Christmas EVE and friends were coming over for the festivities in 30 mins. Um I wasn't happy at then end of my ride, I was frozen city! And I'm pretty sure more than 1 four letter word came out of my mounth...........
SNOW FORTS!


So every night we pretty much made a different fun treat. Thats right folks, the Hills all have a common goal.......EAT. We're chubby Chasers what can we say. So this is Lauren mixing the fondant for DippinG ChocholateS. And us frosting cookies......mmmmmmm.
This was Lauren and I attempting to get the CHICKEN for soup out of the boiling water but it was falling apart. Well apparently when I so kindly volunteered to boil the chicken I was a little too busy making it walk on the counter and chase people around, that I forgot that I was SUPPOSE to know that you're SUPPOSE to take its GUTS out.....PPAAAHHHHLEEEAAASSSE mom, like I boil GIANT chickens all the time?
Mamma Donna=Amazing, This GORGEOUS lady is where our Olive skin comes from. She is pretty much a total Babe. A shrinking Babe but none the less a Babe! Just ask my Grandpa :)
Think How lucky she would be if she was a boy..............

Our family and Chad and Michelles Family.....Temple Square Lights. Always Fun.
Yes, I know, its hard to look right at the picture because Tophers NEON jacket is a little distracting. But do your best, we're working on him. When he was dropped from the space ship they forgot to tell him that Aliens are suppose to try and blend in.
Sisters, love em.

Party Number ONE....You can only Imagine. She was already in heaven. And high on CANDY!

GigerBread house Contest! Um we made a DOUBLEWIDE. It was pretty Funny. So this was the FiRsT of ThReE Christmas Parties that Addie attended with me this weekend. The Girl was out of control by the end of the weekend. She was throwing her head back and Shimming her little chest while yelling "Ya, Christmas PAAARRRTTYYYY." I kid you not. It was hilarious.Christmas tree shopping, $10 to the first person who can guess how excited dad was for this!!!!

Blog FAILURE!

Disclaimer: This Post is somewhat like Where's Waldo. But instead of Waldo, its Erin and instead of a Red Stripped Shirt, its a Really Cute, Ruffely Apron. Yes, i'm aware that I have it on in almost every picture. But look how well rounded the Apron is.....eating, singing, cooking, shooting.


The Talent Show (can we really call it that?)

OK So pretty much I'm a total failure at blogging. I haven't done it in like oh you know 3-4 months so here goes.

The best part of 2008 was that I got to go home for Thanksgiving and Christmas! I don't know how on earth I lucked out, but I did. The crappy thing... that for thanksgiving i was sick. But of course i was because i had been sick for like a month and on my second round or antibiotics (this is what you get for working in a hospital, where its a breeding ground for disease. And for those of you wondering, NO they don't care if nurses are sick, they make us work anyway!) So since we had the JoY of having about 50ish people at the house, I became HERMIT woman and never left my parents bedroom....... So here were some of the Thanksgiving highlights!




My cute mom and her cute sisters and mom! No we aren't Pioneers. I know what you're thinking. Sexy Back? We have a billion College age girls which = (Stop it! Not where I was going, you little....) I was saying that = lots of potato peelers!
TURKEY CARVING!!!! And yes I see the Blue Jump Suit. (Every family has one. He's ours.)
(Count the Cameras, I love it)


So we did a Family Talent Show! And it was hilarious. Our family took it away from "family
show" and did JiNgLe BeLl RoCk (Means Girls Version, haha)



FAMILY TIME=ROCKBAND


Skeet Shooting, Wahoo, I'm Classy! This is for all of those people out there that think i'm the girly-est girl out there (ok so pretty much everyone thinks that)! Now if you can look past the fact that i'm in a ruffely apron while shooting a shotgun you would see that I've got GREAT FORM! Ok not really, like I even know what that is in this sport. But I did hit a pigoen (And I was one of the two girls that did, and NO it wasn't pure luck. I've got SkIlLs you've never seen. CLEARLY)

We were sad that Kassies and Danis families weren't able to make it this year! But boy did we have fun without you.............The best SURPRISE we found out about that day was........Dani is prego again (little hussy) And now that its been forever since I updated, we also know she's
having a BOY!!! OH BOY what do we do with one of those?